Humor and/or Wit

read a news item a month or so ago about a guy got stopped at a mexican airport with about 100 ozs. it was confiscated and he was detained.

Put it in an unwrapped condom with some mayonnaise. No one will search further.

>If Steve Jobs were really skilled in ninjutsu, surely he would have been able to get those
>shuriken on his own private jet without a problem.

Such as:

“I don’t have any throwing stars on me, I checked those in with my baggage.”
“But Sir, you very clearly have them, they were found on your body and are right here before me as we are talking.”
“Of course. I’ve appointed myself to the role of the check-in agent and baggage handler of my plane. I checked them in, handed them over to the baggage handler and just about to put them into the baggage compartment. Problem…? {trollface grin}”

Shelby aka Jocelyn wrote:@Winter
> I think we basically agree

Disagree entirely with your characterization.

An anarchist lives the longest life (typically 80+), greatest natural health, has more wealth than he knows what to do with, and has more and better sex, more friends, is more competitive, usually more athletic, more knowledge, wiser, gives and receives more true love, is closer to his spirit, has more purpose, understand his/her existence, raises more and smarter offspring, juggles and solves Rubik's cube faster, laughs more, does a better Steve Martin impersonation, eats more peanuts, farts more and more odorously, has more armpit hair, walks or runs instead of waddles, etc..

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Monster,

> I must be galactically dense.

Since galaxies are mostly empty space, i.e. the complete opposite of dense: Don’t flatter yourself. No one is that much of a genius!

Yours,
Tom

Shelby wrote:...*FOOL is a tribute to my sister and her favorite dog of that name, which looked like a cross between a hamster and an armadillo (who I unfortunately dumped on a farm miles away after he wouldn't stop barking by my bedroom window for 3 months straight)-- I mean the dog not the girl.