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Post  Shelby on Fri Jul 01, 2011 3:59 pm

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Post  Shelby on Fri Jul 01, 2011 4:00 pm

For me this is comment on the pathologic sociology of the decline of the boomers. They freak out if any hint of reality shows up.

Again I recommend listening to this song simultaneous with reading anything about the boomers' sociology:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjUk3Bp16zs (especially the lyrics about electric boots & mohair suit)

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/479355-police-prepare-for-election-day-expat-sobriety-riots/

Police Prepare For Election Day Expat Sobriety Riots

Bangkok’s alcoholic farang population “unpredictable”

BANGKOK – Thailand’s police have called up all reserve staff for a full show of force ahead of this weekend’s election, as a precaution against unrest and violence from angry, sober alcoholic expatriates during the ban on alcohol sales.

The ban, in accordance with national election law, prohibits retail alcohol sales at stores, bars and restaurants from 6pm Saturday to midnight Sunday. The 36-hour period is traditionally a high-risk period in areas with high concentrations of expats, such as Sukhumvit Road in Bangkok and large swaths of Pattaya.

“Due to the importance of this election, we are taking no chances with expatriate sobriety-related violence,” said a stern National Police Chief Police General Wichean Potphosri. He justified the deployment of over 20,000 additional security officers nationwide as a necessary precaution against “deranged, sober foreigners.”

Additionally, numerous bars and nightlife areas in Bangkok and other cities will be shut down altogether to avoid gatherings of large numbers of non-drunken expats. Wichean has launched a PR campaign encouraging them to stay home on Saturday night “for once.”

Although large-scale rioting by un-intoxicated foreigners is rare, many previous Thai elections have seen small outbreaks of civil unrest, usually by expats who were unaware of the election at all and who reacted badly to being told that they can’t have a drink at their favorite establishment.

“For many of these men, 36 hours without a drink and the company of a rented Asian female represents something unacceptable, terrifying even,” said Noppawan Rangkulan, sociology professor at Thammasat University. “Sobering up means becoming momentarily aware of their graying bodies and emotionally hollow lives. What we think of as an alcohol-free night represents an existential crisis for them.”

Noppawon claims this “sobriety shock” is an actual medical pathology and recommends that hospitals offer free alcohol IV drips during the election weekend.

“Most expats are perfectly reasonable people,” she said. “The few deranged ones that end up yelling at waitresses at Irish pubs, they just need help.”

But according to Election Commission member Prapun Naigowit, much of the problem simply stems from a lack of communication. “Many expats are so isolated from the realities of the country they live in that something as major as an election can slip under their radar,” he explained. “Those who prepare ahead of time can easily get through the weekend by having a case of beer and a few DVDs ready at home.”

The EC has launched an educational campaign by posting messages on Thaivisa.com, reminding expatriates of the alcohol ban and suggesting that they host ‘Election Parties’ in their apartments.

Major grocery chains such as Tops have also joined in the campaign, touting 12-packs of Chang and Singha at their outlets with offers of free coolers as part of their “Stay Home, Stay Wasted” promotion.

Although the EC is confident in their campaign, Noppawan still thinks that planning ahead simply goes against the mentality of the alcoholic in general, and the alcoholic expat in particular.

“The people likely to cause a stir on election day can’t think three hours ahead, much less plan for a weekend,” she said. “You might as well ask your dog to feed himself while you’re on vacation.”

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Post  Shelby on Wed Jul 20, 2011 3:55 pm

It Ain't Money If I Can't Print It!

That poor quant The Bernack can't see what he can't measure in the past.

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Post  Shelby on Mon Jul 25, 2011 6:22 am


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Post  Shelby on Tue Aug 02, 2011 10:55 pm

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Post  Shelby on Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:32 pm


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Post  Shelby on Mon Aug 08, 2011 5:03 pm

Click here for the very humorous explanation.

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Post  Shelby on Sat Aug 20, 2011 3:04 pm

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Post  Shelby on Sat Sep 03, 2011 9:27 am


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Post  Shelby on Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:58 pm

I didn't write this:

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/guest-post-welcome-currency-wars#comment-1647827

It will be like a bunch of monkeys trying to fuck a football

oooh, I'm not touching this one.

Can't get a visual here. Can you elaborate?

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/guest-post-welcome-currency-wars#comment-1647800

Currency wars are like bitch slap wars, trade wars is where the knives come out

Currency wars > trade wars > hot wars.

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/guest-post-welcome-currency-wars#comment-1647779

will be loath to support much more printing and the polls in Germany so little support for this “solution.”

Wanna bet?

Since when does the will of the German people matter?

Go Long Heidelberg Presses.

KBA, Koenig and Bauer AG is the currency press king, not Heidelberg. KBA invented the perfector press (prints both sides of the sheet in one pass) and has big global grip on engraving presses for currency and security printing. They combine engraving and offset units in the same press for economy and security. The US FRN, printed on KBA presses, are only engraved on one side now.

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Post  Shelby on Fri Sep 16, 2011 7:31 pm

Elephant: A mouse built to government specifications.
—Lazarus Long

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Post  Shelby on Fri Sep 16, 2011 7:36 pm

http://esr.ibiblio.org/?p=3722&cpage=7#comment-323545

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USA was rescuing the South Vietnamese from communist slavery

Rofl...

no such thing as a legitimate communist government

No counter-example that ALL govts digress to collective dystopia.

All collective ideologies: anti-islam, anti-communist, anti-religion, anti-irrationality, anti-sexuality (feminism), ...

...are dick fear.

Collectivism is dick fear. Roflmho.

it’s fear

Exactamundo.

being murderered, robbed, raped, or enslaved

We never (BS!) do that (BS!).

There is no hair on my knuckles (BS!).

Lol. Smile, relax, and fuck a lot (it really helps).

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Post  Shelby on Sat Sep 17, 2011 11:14 pm

There is a scientific name for the Carlin's vulgar "dick-fear", cognitive dissonance.

Sounds like a "nice" BS for it. Humor and/or Wit - Page 3 Eek10

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Post  Shelby on Sun Sep 18, 2011 12:35 am

http://esr.ibiblio.org/?p=3722&cpage=7#comment-323738

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Tom, I probed a bit and it seems Carlin is a cynic on social hysteria, thinks we are owned, and he views the human condition as entertainment. Carlin says he has a flicker flame of idealism. Not that his opinion matters, just to differentiate hate from cynicism. I suppose I am more optimistic than Carlin, even though I share some of his observations.

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Post  Shelby on Mon Oct 10, 2011 6:14 am

Wimpy from Popeye cartoon:

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Post  Shelby on Sun Oct 28, 2012 1:55 am

http://www.mpettis.com/2012/09/16/by-2015-hard-commodity-prices-will-have-collapsed/#comment-18593

Geoff wrote:
China is a serious ponzi scheme in what is currently a very competitive global market for ponzi schemes. Hopefully I won’t be around when the brown stuff really really hits the twirly device but I have told the kids and the grand kids to be very very afraid. Darwin Awards will predominate and the Nobel awards will sink without trace. Buy a one-way ticket on Richard Branson’s new service to Uranus.

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